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I JUST ATE FOOD WITH LIVE MAGGOTS
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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i’ve emotionally recovered but hooo boy that was not a good morning
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y’all need to stop replying to comments 5 years old or older istg
2nd time this week someone’s done it, if it happens one more time i’m gonna start replying to these people
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if my first word was “book” what should my last word be?
GoldenSwiftie
@GotDrunkOnJealousy I'm just kidding hehe
GoldenSwiftie
@primordial_soup "Look." And everyone turned to look at you, laying on the bed. "Oh I guess she just died. Let's just hope she won't go to hell after what she's been reading on Wattpad." Your wattpad friends said, looking at your lifeless body.
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hang on apparently a lot of people haven’t tried black and white cookies?????
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why are people sensationalizing the amber heard johnny depp trial so much???
it’s getting real weird and uncomfy
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just practiced my debate speech and it was 19 minutes long. throat feels like sand now
swear my mouth is gonna undergo desertification if i have to do this 3+ more times
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it’s supposed to be 10 minutes long
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i didn’t post anything about the fact that my school lit on fire last week
my bad
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y’all i’m so confused i got a summer job they didn’t even interview me or anything
i sent one (1) text and now i’m hired???
not complaining tho
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i don’t even know what im getting paid
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had a dream last night that i performed so badly on an assignment i got the letter grade ‘r’
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just had an 8 hr volunteer thing where i had to stand the whole time, and my legs hurt soooo bad. i’ve been lying down for an hour and they still hurt. y’all are doing this daily for a minimum wage of like $7???? i’m gonna beat up the government and get it raised to $25, and and get yall chairs