Hi there!
I hope you're doing well!
My name is Chrissy and I just finished reading "Long story short, the condom broke" and I wanted to tell you how enjoyable it was. I was so giddy and I really enjoyed the humor and banter of the characters. I saw from your profile that you're planning to rewrite it? That sounds awesome! I can't wait to re-read the rewritten version if you continue with it!
I think with the right team, you can get your book ready for publication. Such books definitely have an audience, and it would be a great opportunity and challenge for you to explore as an author.
I would love to represent your book for publishing as I work closely with a publishing house. They'll help you with rewriting your book to make sure it's ready to be published. They'll also provide an editor, give you a book cover and trailer, and even help market your books without any fees!
If you're interested, you can check for more information through this link: https://publishwithtwp.carrd.co/
Feel free to message me through any of the contact details listed in the link.
I hope to hear from you!
Thank you so much!