Sol

mall boy THE beloved <3

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS STORY IT WAS SO SEXY /p I WANT TO DO THIS NOW

@simplysolarium also extremely tempted to write based on teefumz football au bc i have about 6 little one shot type things for an idea but idk if i care enough to make an actual plot

idk why i did this but for legal reasons i'd rather eat glass that hug several of these people now, for obvious reasons.

eret - 10/10 please hug me while i cry can you be like my brother or smth? please.
            ant - 3/10 i dont have an explanation i'd probably tear up but i'd recover
            velvet - 0/10 i follow him on twitter. i wouldn't be able to forget that long enough to cry
            drista - 0/10 but i'd love to hug her, i just wouldnt cry. unless she stabbed me with a fork. i want to be her friend tho.
            lani - 0/10 but i'd still hug her. lets be friends.
            skeppy - 0/10 idk shit abt him im not hugging him
            bad - -9999999/10 from what i've heard he both carries a gun & used to throw knives competitively i am TERRIFIED of him im not going near him much less hugging him
            charlie - 1/10 i'd hug him but i probably wouldnt cry
            sam - 1/10 i'd hug him but i wouldnt cry
            jschlatt - -99999999/10 i dont like him would never hug him
            ponk, punz, callahan - 0/10 dont know much abt them, wouldnt cry
            alyssa - 5/10 smth about women hugging me makes me cry, it feels safe ok
            minx - 6/10 i feel like i'd be anxious abt her judging me or smth

dream - 2/10 probably wouldnt hug him that line would be yikes, also i feel like i'd feel stupid bc i dont even watch his content aha
            sapnap - 0/10 im sorry but i just wouldnt (unless the being touch starved got to me)
            george - 2/10 he has weird energy idk how to explain it
            karl - 13/10 bro he probably gives such good hugs lets be real
            quackity - 5/10 idk much about him but my one friend simps for him so much so hes gotta be doing something right i guess?
            wilbur - 9/10 i'd probably be lowkey afraid of him bc tall men invoke fear in me but he seems like he'd be good at hugging
            niki - 15/10 im going to be sobbing, i love her /p
            tommy - would not hug me i'm american, jk like 5/10 i'd feel stupid crying tho
            tubbo - 11/10 sobbing & i'd feel stupid but i'd definitely cry
            purpled - he reminds me of a kid that cheated off me in english & never learned my name, not hugging him. serious tho: 2/10 he has weird vibes
            ranboo - 10/10 i feel like he gives good hugs ok, idk, i'd cry tho
            puffy - 11/10 adopt me
            hannah - 10/10 please can we be friends you're amazing
            foolish - 3/10 i feel like he gives good hugs & hes an absolute himbo & i might cry just bc of that
            techno - 0/10 would not cry he kinda reminds me of my tech director i would feel weird hugging him
            philza - 11.9/10 dad hug
            kristin - 12/10 mom hug
            jack manifold - 1/10 i'd hear "DIDJA GET A WHOPPA" in my head & start laughing
            fundy - 1/10 furry. also i havent interacted with his content since the time he made multiple rape jokes so i havent moved on much... sorry fundy

OTHER THINGS I'VE SOMEHOW GOTTEN RIGHT (ASSUMING THE INFORMATION I SAW THAT DOXXED HIM WAS RIGHT, ALSO, I WANT TO FORGET THAT SO BADLY)
            
            LAST TWO LETTERS OF DRISTAS NAME
            FIRST LETTER OF THEIR LAST NAME
            
            (also, don't reply to this with any of the info, i tried to avoid it but unfortunately saw it in a tiktok video, i guessed these in a fanfic that will never be released except maybe in a one-shot type format)

@solariumwastaken I TITLED IT "ROAD TRIP" RIGHT AFTER I SAID THIS BTW