professionalbanana

y'all- the the full version of 'like friends do' got leaked
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          	it screams camren. it's got me in my camren feels fml

professionalbanana

y'all- the the full version of 'like friends do' got leaked
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          it screams camren. it's got me in my camren feels fml

professionalbanana

GUYSSS I NEED HELP FINDING A CAMREN FANFIC
          
          there's this fanfiction where Camila and Lauren are assigned as roommates but they end up hating each other for different reasons. And then they start bitching about each other online without realising they were talking to each other. 
          
          Please please help me find it , I have a random urge to read it and I can't remember what it was called. Thankss!

professionalbanana

@i-said-platano omg thank you soo much!! ily <3
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i-said-platano

@professionalbanana Chances, edits_727 upload it on her account. 
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um...holy shit? camila commented on Lauren's AND normani's post??!! is this reall life? I can't- sjjdhdhxhfbfb

professionalbanana

CAMILA FREAKING CABELLO LIKED LAUREN FREAKING JAUREGUI'S POST. I CAN'T. DJJDHFHFHF

professionalbanana

@vintageanqel RIGHT? I HAVE BEEN LOSING MY CHILL
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vintageanqel

OMFG I AM NOT OKAY WHAY
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professionalbanana

@EvannaLovers I AM STILL FREAKING OUT. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT 
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professionalbanana

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Three years ago, we were on a date in this really cool restaurant. (This was before we broke up by the way. We're together now for the second time because we had a two year break in between but that's a long story so nvm.)
          So we were at this restaurant right? And we ordered our food and stuff and we were desperately waiting for it to arrive. And when the waiter finally brought it to our table, guess what Arya said? She goes 'Oh my god, I love you'. TO. THE. FUCKING. WAITER. And then awkwardly turns to me and says "Keyah, uhm that was meant for you?"
          The waiter and I just sat there laughing at the embarrassed bish for ages. 
          She hasn't been to that restaurant ever again.
          
          I just wanted to expose her ass lmao. She's probably going to be out of the shower any second so I gtg. Byeee peeps! 
          
          This is professionalbanana's girlfriend, signing off. 

professionalbanana

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@ssweet-Serendipity girl- just ignore this. I would delete it, but the piece of shit that wrote this is shouting at me not to. so smh
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          I haven't been able to bring myself to eat and sleep for the past few hours. the second I close my eyes, I picture that asshole standing there with his disgusting dick and that creepy smile. it's fucking traumatizing. my panic attacks that I got rid of two years ago are back. I've had three panic attacks within the past half an hour. I'm literally just trying to distract myself my typing this rn. 
          all my fellow ladies out there, pls pls take care of yourselves. this is a really fucking dangerous world, especially for us. don't be afraid to reach out. the reason I wrote this is because I need to get this out with, I'm hoping that this might help me sleep? or eat? I'm sorry for this long asf rant but it was necessary. goodnight! stay safe! ily guys 

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@professionalbanana mmhm I don't tell secrets
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professionalbanana

@Normanis_bae yayy we can kill more people. imma break my rule of one murder a day. (I'll keep your secret if you keep mine)
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GUYS I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO ME.
          I was coming home from my friend's place literally one street away from my place. it was kind of late, 8:30 pm ish so I was kind of nervous walking alone. but I had my hand on my phone, ready to call someone just in case I felt unsafe. 
          there was literally just one fucking dude on the street and he was on the opposite side. I was walking as fast as I could out of nervousness. I looked up for a second and saw a movement from the corner of my eye. and then when I actually looked up, I see this dude with his gross asf dick hanging out, flashing me. he was literally just standing there jerking off while making eye contact with me as I crossed him. and he literally moaned while saying "mm baby come suck me. I know you'll do a good job". and then the sick fuck smiled at me so fucking creepily, that it's going to be imprinted in my brain for the rest of my life. thankfully he made no movement to walk towards me or anything. I just fucking sprinted all the way home, while gagging. I don't think I've ever been that scared my whole life.
          I just called the police and let them know about this creep hanging out on that street. I just finished puking twice some time ago. I feel disgusted and violated. what has the world fucking come to. I have literally just read of things like this happening to other people. I never expected to experience such a horrible thing myself. 
          
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