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Dear children of the next generation,
Please accept this early apology for all of your names
Sincerely, yes I'm talking to you, Albus, Severus, Prim, Katniss, Cato, Rue, Sherlock, Rory, Merlin, Morgana, Caz

The girl you just called fat? She is over doesing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will!

You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter.
You say red and black, I say red and gold.
You say Forks, I say Hogsmeade.
You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione.
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black.
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters.
You say, Go to Heck. I say, Go kiss a Dementor.
You say football, I say Quidditch.
You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I say You must not tell lies.
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter.
You say depression, I say, The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.
You say school, I say Hogwarts.
You say, I'm going to kill you! I yell, Avada Kedavra

Teacher : Can you see God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
*Student raises their hand and says*
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: then you don't have a brain

HP.LOTR,PJ,THG,DW,HTTYD,D,MI,:)
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professor_snape professor_snape Aug 09, 2013 06:09PM
@The_Doctorswife iv started to do the sequel is you want to read it :)   
ps: i LOVE ur name
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