british writer. crackfic author. please do not take any of my work seriously.
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- 11 Published Stories
![the dream affair - a new speedrun by professortoelicker](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/358075699-288-k379893.jpg)
the dream affair - a new speedrun
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a dream minecraft metal family crackfic that i stole the idea for. enjoy this trainwreck
![the worst thing i have ever written by professortoelicker](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/357621523-288-k786454.jpg)
the worst thing i have ever written
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this is satire do not take this seriously
i got lazy so i used my sketchers united profile picture follow me...
![montag and beatty smoke weed (#420 on #satire SPECIAL) by professortoelicker](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/356388521-288-k219814.jpg)
montag and beatty smoke weed (#420...
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Guy Montag and Captain Beatty sat in the break room, drinking coffee, when the Captain suddenly pulled out a...