"Serendipity lives on because of love." 

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I am Poseidon. Great lord of the sea, and, yes, Percy Jackson's father. I guess you can say all credit of Percy saving the world multiple times goes to me and my beloved Sally Jackson.

Also, I am divorced. My wife, Amphitrite, and I are no longer together. Things got a bit complicated and awkward between us, so, I divorced her. She truly was sad, of course, but I wasn't.

I am single and free from her burden...

Hopefully.

Admin: Alright, that's enough SpongeBob Senior. My turn.

Do not call me that.

Admin: SpongeBob Senior.

I will drown you slowly in the depths of the ocean...

Admin: O.o... SpongeBob Senior.

...

Admin: Anyway! My name is Jake. I am sadly a mortal but soon I'll get my letter to Hogwarts claiming I'm a wizard... right? Right?! RIGHT?!

*cough* No.

Admin: -_- Stop crushing my fanboy spirits, Barnacle Brian.

You spelled "brain" wrong. You put Brian.

Admin: I DON'T CARE! *sticks tongue out* MELH!

I despise you.

Admin: Eh. *shrugs* Deal with it. 

Admin: I am currently:

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Admin: That's all folks!

Yes, goodbye. Leave.

Admin: Why you so glum, chum?

Because I am tired.

Admin: Mmmm- same. =_=