Unicorn

*read this in a narwhal boice to pweel noice* And I kneow how to tweeet you bwettah dan he cwan and any gwul liek you deswerves ah gentwelmwan! SHWAN IS DWE BWEST

I swear to god you're playing emotional songs the waterfall is about to bound into my eyeballs 

YOU'RE FUCKING BLASTING OUT SHAWN MENDES DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY

*read this in a vewy vewy cute narwhal voice and you will feel vewy loved* I'm just a bwoody narwhal stwolling in a woman's account *fat face*

I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE.......BUT SINCE ALMOST EVERYONE I KNOW IS GREETING YOU IN A BAD WAY.....HOI BIATCH

SUP ASSHAT-

HI BITCH

Meeeheehee I found u

heyo