Alex Bernstein is a freelance writer in New Jersey and the author of Miserable Holiday Stories. His work has appeared at Corvus, BluePrintReview, Hobo Pancakes, Gi60, The Rumpus, The Legendary, The Big Jewel, MonkeyBicycle, McSweeney's, Yankee Pot Roast, Swink, Litro, Back Hair Advocate, and PopImage, among others. Please visit him at www.promonmars.com.
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Stories by Alex Bernstein
plrknib
"The other day, my grandmother accidentally ate a hash brownie and proceeded to knit me a cover for my s...
Gypsy
Do you love me? Am I not beautiful? I am beautiful. I am the most beautiful dancer in the caravan Karakado...
The K-Rope
Kleinman's solution was simple: "The K-Rope" - a device enabling commuters to swing, Tarzan-like, a...