redd-riott

Michael: "jeremy my buddy, how's it hangin? lunch is bangin! have my sushi, got my slushie and more. the roll was meki maki and i'm feelin kinda cocky cuz the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour!"
          
          Jeremy: "you're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?"
          
          Michael: "OH! i'm listening to Marley and the groove is sounding gnarly and we're almost at the end of this song. yeah, that was the end. now tell me friend. how was class? you look like ass. what's wrong?"

pssionatelyimpatient

@xxpastelfangirlxx Jeremy: No! Look whos signing up for the play!
            
            Jeremy: Christine....
            
            Michael: Christine...
            
            Both: Christine...
            
            Company: Christine Canigula.
            
            *repeat of all of that*
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redd-riott

Michael: "it's all good. i saw on Discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!"
            
            Jeremy: "that's…good?"
            
            Michael: "evolution is survival of the fittest, right? but now, because of technology, you don't have to be strong to survive. which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! ha! so own it! why try to be cool when you could be-"
            
            Jeremy: "signing up for the school play."
            
            Michael: "i was gonna say getting stoned in my basement but…"
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pssionatelyimpatient

@xxpastelfangirlxx Jeremy: "I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel!"
            
            Michael: "That's progress!"
            
            Jeremy: "Yeah, I tore it up and flushed it."
            
            Michael: *sigh*
            
            Jeremy: "It's still progress..."
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