We would be locked up if anybody heard what we talk about on a daily basis.
War crime enthusiast.
Fight the patriarchy.
Kiss boys regardless of gender.
Kiss girls because why not.
Kiss us.
We ate your father. Thats why he never came back with the milk.
Yummy yummy. Kidneys. Yummy in my tummy. Delicioso. 
"cum persuasion campaign"- Afghanistan Opium Survey of 2004 (im dead serious on this) 
Gif is pronounced with a J fight me
One of us eats pizza crust first.
Pineapple on pizza is a war crime.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.