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STORYTIME!
psa: this is not how you shut up children
okay, so basically, my mom had to step out of the house for a quick second, and she left me with my 2 year old brother (i'm 16, so it's not illegal or anything like that) but essentially, this child was being really extra. and he wasn't hungry, Cars was playing in the background, i wasn't on any electronic or anything, my full attention was on this dang child. but he was still being a little extra. so I offered him a jolly rancher candy cane. i unwrapped it like one does, and handed it to him. I turned away for ONE SECOND to get the remote from the other side of the couch, before hearing a *crunch*
my head WHIPS around, and i see this kid MUNCHING on the candy cane. and i was like "oh nononono you don't bite a candy cane, you lick it" and he knows how to lick candy and shit bc he loves lollipops. so this child looks at me, laughs at me and crunches on the candy cane again.