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@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          well    i    don't—     i    don't    have    it    so    it    is    / purposely /    better    than    you!     maybe    you    need    to    go    to    the    gym,     cas.

they're  not!  well—  they're  real  but    still.   you  can't  have a  better  ass  than  me.  it's  criminal. 

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          those    things    are    entirely    real!     and    not    exactly    fun    to    deal    with,     either.

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          thats    totally    guilt    tripping.     how    is    it    being    resourceful?

that  is    /not/  guilt  tripping.  it's  being  resourceful.    

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          yeah.     that    counts    as    guilt    tripping    me.     you    guilt    tripped    me,     and    i    gave    in.

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          okay.     sure,     yeah.     lets    do    it.

maybe  on  the  front  porch  of  your  place?  it's  cuter  and  like.. has  stairs.  so  we  can  do  the  little  feet  movement   thing.  

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          [     he    watches    the    tiktok    with    complete    focus,     only    turning    to    cas    as    it    replays.     ]     we'd    do    it    right    here?

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          give    me    a    kiss?     maybe    two?

im  a  complainer,  not a  quitter,  babe.   name  your  price.     

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          you're    better    than    buying    it    on    its    own,     but    not    above    talking    about    it    nonstop.     interesting.     yes,     i'll    drive.     for    a    price.

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          it'd    be    funny    if     it    were    my    brother,     yeah.     but    thats    it.     because    it's    stupid?     i    don't    know.     but    i    wouldn't    be    laughing.

because   you'd  think it's  funny?  obviously.  why  else  does  anyone  laugh?

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          why    would    i    laugh    at    anyone    falling?     nonetheless    you,     babe?

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          the    only    reason    i'd    leave    in    the    middle    of    the    night    is    because    im    setting    up    the    living    room    for    your    birthday    or    something.     or    because    im    in    the    hospital    literally    dying—     and    you'd    be    right    there    with    me!

i'm  just  worried,  wilson.  like—  i'm  worried  karma  is  gonna  catch  me  and  you'll  leave  in  the  middle  of  the  night  and  i'll  be  alone  forever  because  i'll  never  find love  again! 

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          and    you're    also    willingly    choosing    to    marry    / me. /     how    do    you    even    reach    that    point?     how    is    it    valid    if    it    would    never    happen?     i    don't    even    have    a    celebrity    crush    i'd    leave    you    for!

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          then    being    rational    will    be    my    greatest    skill.     problem    solved.

we  both  know  i  can't  do  that.   freaking  out  is  like  my  biggest  skill  in  life,  wilson.   

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          how    am    i    supposed    to    stop    being    rational?     how    about    you    stop    overthinking    everything    and    be    rational    yourself,     too?

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          i    like    it    here    too.     i    think    i'd    like    almost    anywhere    with    you.     though.

good.  i'd  like to  stay  here  too.  i  like  it  here  a lot,  especially  with  you.  :)

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          i    don't    think    i    would,     no.     i    think    i    would    want    to    stay    here    for    retirement.

perfect.    glad  we  agree.  no  more  capris  for  you.  ever  again.   like,  you're  banned  from  them  actually. 

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          i    mean,     um,     i    suppose    so,     yeah.     my    comfort,     too,     but    yes,     your..     your    viewing    pleasure    as    well,     cas.

maybe  people  won't  even  realize?   either  way,  it'll  be  for  /my/  viewing  pleasure. which  means  it's  worth  it,  right?

but  i   /could/.  that's  all  i'm  saying.    and   i'll  just  go  to  the  bathroom  with  you.   problem  solved.   

@dollcafes  ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱          stop    it.     you    know    you    wont.     i   promise.     longest    i    will    step    away    is    to    go    to    the    bathroom    or    something.

what  if  i  trip  right  when  i  walk  in?  that  would  be  embarrassing.    promise?   i  genuinely  don't  think  i  can  get  through  it  without  you.