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Used to think think that half a bottle of soju can get me tipsy, but nahhhhh I forgot that I went to a birthday once and drank my five shots of jaeger, three bottle of mule, three shots of kalua with chocolate milk, half a can of beer, and that one drink I forgot and I still managed to stand up and walk to the bathroom to take a piss; and there was a birthday before that where I constantly drank the mystery mixed drink the debutant made for a good two hours despite the fact that the mixed drink contained no water and left the powdered juice to just dissolve in the alcohol. I fucking swear to god, I want to write drunk.