I hate myself

Seeing my stuff from 2014. Very much Cringe

I’m back again after 2 years BITCHES wtf is up
          Wonder what fics I have missed out on

Just logged in for the first time in a fucking year lol, SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DID WATTPAD HAVE ADS??

It's not even noon and I'm already pissed drunk

Ur bio is me

LEO FINALLY WON AN OSCAR, AS A REWARD HE SHOULD COME OVER AND HAVE SEX WITH ME 

everything is going to hell

r.i.p luke

Can't wait to buy some tequila so I can destroy my liver 

omfg USERNAME GOALS