Roses are red, 
Violets are blue,
My husband is Tom Riddle, 
So be careful with me. 

I like to read, 
When I'm very bored,
Which is not so often,
Sadly for you.

Fan Fictions are bae, 
But Cheesy Books are even better, 
I like to cringe at them, 
and laugh while I can. 

But last of all,
Food wins everything,
As I don't eat to survive, 
But survive to eat.