Me: how many bullets does it take to kill a newt
Sister: I hate you, and your mommy killing jokes
Me: I just want to know, like how did newt break his fall
Sister: I could say the same for Sherlock
Touché
Me: how many bullets does it take to kill a newt
Sister: I hate you, and your mommy killing jokes
Me: I just want to know, like how did newt break his fall
Sister: I could say the same for Sherlock
Touché
Sister: I was right he was alive
Me: who
Sister: hide
Me: really I thought kaneki ate him for diner *rolling eyebrows*
Sister: this is why your favorite sister
Sister: *running down the stairs* No No No No
Me: what's wrong
Sister: Nothing
Me: you watched hide's death scene again
Sister: *grabs pillow off couch* how many times do I have tell you if you talk about it. It never happens *starts hitting me with pillow*
Me: *trying to shield myself* ok I get it
Sister: good *leaves the house* no no no no
One minute later
Neighbor: *calls*
Me: *pick up the phone* yes, sir
Neighbor: she at it again
Me: I know just deal with it
My old sister is trying to pretend to be blind. With her eye closed an covered by a sock, rope, and sunglasses. To walk around to locate things she is using a curtain rail