purepup

damn i fr just be existing on this app.

prettygirlspeaches

@purepup you wanna come online again *wink wink*
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purepup

i am sweating my make up off.

ilwjae

man sorry i didnt ask to be born a fag 
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purepup

@ilwjae its like 90 degrees in my house. you r so gay it's disturbing.
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ilwjae

the sexily wasnt necessary but im so sexy i couldnt help it sorry
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purepup

i just realized you can see my bookmarks on ao3 im gonna pass out

ilwjae

u cant ur stuck with me 
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purepup

how do i restrict you from my profile.
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ilwjae

ur such a stalker ao obsessed with me it makes u look stupid LOZ
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purepup

this message may be offensive
I CANT VRWTAHE OHMYGOD 10K READS???!,!,?,!:!. YOU GUYS ARESO FUCKING AWESOME OMG

ilwjae

let me have my moment
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ilwjae

10k reads because of me #AlphaMove
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purepup

i forgot my password.

ilwjae

its ok massages your temples not everyone can be as amazing and smart as me /lh
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purepup

I HAVE. BAD MEMORY 
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