purifiedmineralwater

I’m back guys. I’m writing a book

So someone randomly came up to me, and somehow, on the span of 5 seconds he’s like “you’re not grateful for anything.”
          
          And I was like
          
          “I’m glad I haven’t been fucking murdered in the Middle East.” 
          
            And he laughed.
          
          He thought I was joking.
          
          Fuck you, I’m not.

Omg I have the perfect idea for a new book
          
          If I were a better writer it would get like 1M reads or smthn
          
          But I’m not a better writer so it would get like 10... 
          
          But who cares

This chapter is so funny it’s called give me a min or something like that
          https://my.w.tt/UiNb/c2QslnS7YG