horriblekid™

APPARENTLY I LIVE IN ONE OF THE MOST BORING CITIES IN MY STATE LMAO

HEY MARSHALL YOURE SO FUNNY MAN YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN GOD DAMN

SOMEONE AT SCHOOL JUST NOTICED ME CHEWING ON MY EARBUDS BYE

THERES A BEE IN MY BEDROOM HELP HELP
          
          RIP ME FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK

the wifi on my phone isn't working properly I'm gonna scream

I changed it, don't worry

my own profile picture is starting to scare me

@purple_blooded I rather dislike Caitlyn Jenner as a person, but because she's trans or anything, she's just a generally annoying person.

That Google advertisement with all the most searched things came on and at the part where Caitlyn Jenner was on stage my brother said really loudly "CAITLYN JENNER IS DISGUSTING" and I was upstairs and I walked out of my room and onto this balcony-like thing that looks over my living room and I yelled "TRANSPHOBIC PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING" and he gave me this death glare it was great

HAPPY NEW YEAR CHUMPS