WARNING: If you find me odd or crazy, don't complain. You clicked on my profile! You have been warned....O.o

My name is Bella.

I'm 16! Which is legal, right?

My fav quotes:
I'm a 16 year old criminal.
I will steal your heart...
and candy.
- Unknown

There's no turning back now.
- Unknown

I have been diagnosed with this rare illness that I can't get rid of...
It's called...
EPICNESS!!!
Side effects: Ability to fly, shape shift, and talk to food.

I think that I'm the sane one in my family.... and I hang upside down and pretend I'm a monkey.

I have an obsession with:
-Peeps
-NUTELLA!
-Dolphins
-Zucchinis

I love that moment when you get ice put down your back in the summer. Jokes on them! I'm so hot, I melt the sun!

I asked a man in the store where the zucchini's come from like I was asking my parents where babies come from. I already know where babies come from though... Zucchini's! Well, that's what I was told.

I know of this gang, they're from Europe. They stole my heart, and my social life. They should call one of them Lucky sometimes. They are... THE ZUCCHINI GANG! No, it's One Direction. But me and my friends are called the zucchini gang.

I'm told that I'm bipolar. One second I'm happy, the next I'm mad, or hyper, or crazy, or spontaneous, or begging for something. Now that I write this, I think I am bipolar.

I love the color pinappleopopolis! I saw it in a Crayola commercial. It's pretty.

My grandma tried to put me in a crazy room at the hospital... twice. I'm never going to Grammy's house again.

I have a strange fear of vacuums... My fish got sucked up into once...

I think my idol is Perrie Edwards... LiTtLe MiX RuLeS!!!

I have a strange reflex to do a Scottish accent when someone asks me to speak Spanish.

Someone bring me an eyepatch, I sound like a blooming pirate!

I'm a directioner, mixer, belieber, mahomie, selenator, and whatever Cher Lloyd lovers are called.

I'm ALWAYS hyper!!!!!!!

That is a whole bunch of junk about me!!!!

Byye!!!!!!
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  • JoinedJune 2, 2013


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purplegirrafe purplegirrafe Jul 16, 2013 10:47PM
Well played... well played young cumquat... I told these people we  are hyper!
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