*insert cheesy intro here*

Hello! You have now reached the underworld of random people on wattpad. Go ahead and leave. I won't judge, for me to do so would be hypocritical. 

You've made it this far? Wow, I'm impressed (or you just skimmed over what I wrote.)

Anyways, if I do decide to post a, or any, book(s), they will be spontaneous and probably a waste of time reading. 

Also congrats on wasting you're time here!