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I am following you because I like perry the platypus. You have great taste. *thumbs up emoji *

“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”
          
          God, I wanna shove sock in my brother's mouth and tape the damn thing shut. Peace to my world. 
          *internal screaming in frustration*

When your mother (who told you to come for a late, family car ride that you already said no to), tells you brother (who is yet to get his drivers licence), to pray before he starts driving, it really sets the mood for dessert.
          
          Man, all I wanted was some chips.

Say, in a story there is X and Y. X is the protagonist and they are romantically interested in Y. Then there is Z, a person who either likes Y, or is in some kind of relationship with Y. Let's assume Z has done nothing 'wrong'. So why the fuck do readers immediately start bashing Z the moment they are mentioned? I get we are reading from the perspective of X, but seriously dude? 
          Man, readers can be really Janus-faced.

Ever look at old photos of yourself and be like "who was THIS aLiEn?" 

My social battery is dead. I just wanna hole up in a room and not talk to anyone for like a week.

Why tf is offline shopping so freaking stressful? My phone case is gonna crack from how much I'm snapping it on and off. 

Everytime I reinstall the Wattpad app, it's almost like a game of Russian roulette, but instead of bullets, it's weird glitches and features.

In the mood to read sad, angsty shit. But then, when am I not?

I wonder up until what extent can mental disorder be used as an excuse for shitty behaviour.