oh my god the song "Tears over Beers" by Modern Baseball is literally amazing. Please listen to it if you enjoy slow punk music this is a recomended song for you!
"are your glasses fake?"
"Yeah. I just walk around in 108° weather wearing sweaty sticky plastic on my face."
don't ask people this in summer. if it's winter then go ahead but unless you want a sarcastic answer i wouldn't recommend asking