Erica here is a princess like most of you bitches out there
Jkjk
he's obsessed with the little mermaid
(Sorry eric)
I thought it was cute till i saw his Sebastian and flounder toilet paper
like no
Im jealous of his selfies
Like damn boy
He's a shy guy
Which is unbelievable to most
Girls hit him up bc single
Nah he not thirsty
But still
Spends too much time at the gym
Well to me its to much
I'm all about that couch life tho
Cuddles aren't really his thing,
But hugs are
Asses and -insert username- is what he likes
Straighter then a straight pole i tell ya
Although he does have his gay moments #truefact
A hair perfectionist is what he is
He never lets anyone besides his mum cut it
Awe
He's a mummy's boy
Haha
Eighteen and legal
No more space to fuck up i guess
Only ever had one girlfriend, one love and one fuck (well plenty of fucks, just to one person)
So don't be too eager to jump on his dick
He wears glasses
hot nerd alert guys
Sweeter then sweetener
And cuter then cute puppies
So be nice to him
He needs more guy friends on wattpad
Bc apparently all the girls on here seem to talk about is their periods
And fucking him cx
Most of you are virgins so no and he hates blood lmao
Don't be intimidated by his good looks
Lol jk
He ugly (love you eric)
CAUTION: Is a normal dirty minded motherfucker who sometimes gets horny
(Credit of bio goes to: @forkit)
"People like you,
Need to fuck people like me."
- JoinedOctober 6, 2014
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