Hello everyone, Technoblade here.
If you’re watching this, I am dead. So let’s sit down and have one final chat. My real name is Alex.
I had one of my siblings call me Dave one time in a deleted video from 2016 and it was one of the most successful pranks we’ve ever done. Thousands of creepy online dudes trying to get overly personal going ‘Oh hey Dave, how’s it going?’.
Sorry for selling out so much in the past year but thanks to everyone that bought hoodies, plushies, and channel memberships. My siblings are going to college! Well, if they choose to. I don’t want any dead bro peer pressure on them.
But that’s all from me. Thank you all for supporting my content over the years. If I had another 100 lives, I would choose to be Technoblade again every single time as those were the happiest years of my life.
I hope you guys enjoyed my content and I made some of you laugh, and I hope you all go on and live long, prosperous and happy lives because I love you guys.
Technoblade, Out.
