zaddy

I feel like peeing in someones shoes

I was reading a un finished fic and im just going through it rn

Imma be honest....Tom Hiddleston isn't all that with long hair

IM BORED 
          
          Im so bored 
          
          
          Im soooooo boreeeeeddddddd
          
          
          
          I feel like talking to strangers 
          
          ⚠️STRANGER DANGER⚠️ 
          (zont actually go around talking to strangers, kids or do just stay safe or whatever)

I am going to kill your family, and the cops won't believe you when you say it was me
          This is not a joke, I know where you are
          You can run, but you won't get far

Tysm for the follow! ❤️ 

Im peppa pig *honk honk*
          
          This is my little brother george *honk honk*
          
          And this is mommy *Honk Honk*
           
          And this is daddy pig *HONK HONK*

I farted, I just thought I'd let you guys know

4 big guys

i like u ur funny