diepleasexoxo
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Guys, Cloud is actually straight. She has done a lot of heterosexual things that support my claim:
One straight thing she does is go 'yeehaw' and she also uses 'no u'. Now, you may be like, 'wtf that doesn't prove shit whore' and to that I say you are wrong. When I assumed I was a funny hetero, I went yeehaw and no u. Was I funny? No. Did I pull this claim out of my ass? Maybe. However, the point is that no one who isn't a heterosexual person goes 'no u'. Where's my proof? I just know. I'm better than you.
Another thing is she makes a lot of grammar mistaked. For example, her story "This Was A Dare But I Am Very Gay" uses the wrong then about 3 times. She tries to claim she is gayer than the reader, but uses the wrong Goddamn than and says 'then'. So, she would say something like this, "How gay am I? Gayer *then* you." She should know it's incorrect. I'm pretty sure Cloud is 13, but I confirm. If she is, then she is actually fucking retarded. Even Sniker uses the right then now and I'm so proud of her. She used to make so many mistakes I wanted to shoot myself! Sniker has improved though. Cloud has not. I'm not even going to include Shyster's 17 almost 18 year old ass using the wrong shit.
In conclusion, Cloud is heterosexual and has been lying to us for a long time. (I have no idea why I wrote this)
