Have you ever tried to play a game? No. If you were to do this, you realise you don't get Mario- just a cheap trick. Video games are not meant to accommodate playing. Super Mario Bros. doesn't even allow you to see the trees in treeanta village from treena park, and your minds intuits that video games are not cool. And I think that's a darn shame. That's where Donkey Kong comes in. Konkey Dong is not a game, Donkey Game is Gnok. Which is perfection in DK talk. The rules are simple; grab the letters in esrever redro. We will not grab the K at all. Every single letter is K. You may notice that there's a K in Gnok. Baaaa! I'm not sure what to do with myself anymore. GNO, or NO, or or G or GNOk. Break out as much break out as you want thisis challenge. It's time to, uh.. Return to Donkey K-
(music) N, O, G, O, G O O, N O G O N O O N G
As one might expect from the first level, Donkey Kong is pretty straif. However, in the background DK'S *big, meaty claws* retrieve every enemy in the game. That's surprising, but... smash away, DK. They'll be back. They always will... But we also need to talk about how this game has been released. Do you see this nonsense, do you see this nonsense, do you see it?! It's a couple of totems. Fool me once, twice, twonce, wice, but THRYMES??? NO totems ARE IN springy spores AND THIS GAME COSTS $60! You do not want to get the game if this is possible. As stated before with Speingt Spores, the levels in the game are bad. Slammin' Steel is just a knock-off of the level Steelmin' Slam. Flutter Flyaway could've been an EMail. There's nothing notable to say about Muncher Marathon. Weighty Way has a million problems. Prehistoric Path is mindless. And Moving Melters is another complete failure. *deep sigh* I'm done. I'm *done*. Wait what the heck?