Heyyy...*waves hand frantically*  
I know I suck at breaking the ice, but a girl has got to start somewhere, right ? 
And that girl so happens to be me. 
If you are a stalker, welcome ! Welcome ! 
We could really be friends and exchange some stalking skills or all, if you don't mind. *wiggles eyebrows* 
Contact me at 999, or don't. 
Have a marvellous day, for real ! 
'Go get a life already.' *mumbles*