*Insert your bio here*
I LOVE CAMERON DALLAS OBVI
Late night feels
Been lit since '03
Normal people scare me...
Most likely just woke up from my nap
A Caffeine dependent life-form
A human. Being.
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery
Absolutely awkward, proudest of the Athletes 
Aggressively infancy and stuff
All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don't even listen to them.
MUSIC IS MY ESCAPE
Don't think for a second that I actually care what you have to say
I'm real and I hope some of my followers are too.
Just another paper cut survivor
Just keep swimming
Life is dumb and I want to sleep
Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
Mermaids don't do homework
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart
My life was changed by a train.
My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants
Naturally and artificially flavored
Oh I'm sorry was my sass too much for you?
OMG no one cares
Stay classy Not trashy
Super cali swagilistic sexy hella dopeness