So I got in trouble at school I was waiting for my dad to pick me up and one of my friends and a boy were play fighting so a guy went over to them and was only getting mad at my friend and talking about if the boy got pushed into the road he would get his head crushed and died ok then I did a light chuckle because I thought of it happening to me and they man looked at me and said yeah I’ll think it is funny too when a boy has another persons blood on him because of an accident and I looked at him and just said sorry and I was thinking he doesn’t even know what the hell I was laughing about like tf dude
So the other day my friend rubbed a timpani mallet against my face and I looked at him and said, “ well now it’s greasy!” He started laughing while I felt my face and was like oh shiz my face is greasy