briana 💗.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind .
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
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I know my puns are cheesy but they make me feel grate. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I am literally begging for help

how do you make antifreeze ? 
          
          
          
          steal her blanket .
          ha ha *knee slap* 
          
          
          
          please call 911
          
          
          
          

yo y'all know y'all missed me. 

one day i found a tissue that was sleeping. called it a napkin.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          i should join that tissue now

every time I ask someone what time it is they tell me "it's time for you to get a watch" ... i mean i have a watch i just don't know where it is.  i planned to find my watch today but i didnt have the time.
          
          
          
          
          you know you laughed

i despise chemistry. i'd tell you a chemistry joke but i know i wouldn't get a reaction.
          
          LMAOOOOOOOOO
          
          
          help

garden on my gucci

i like blowing my nose with no tissue

HELLLOOOO PRETTYYY LADYYY