Heller me booties! as me name suggests, I is Le Queen of Pillows and order ye te be happy and live life te de fullest. Forgive me accent, me is half pirate and half illiterate. Also, most of me books written is  boy x boy which means . . . ye know.

That vud be all now if yell excuse me, me have some pillows to tend te.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz