me, a nanadoongie: "my lil adorable precious baby nana, i should– no, i must protect him from the cruel cruel evil world. na jaemin, a perfect angel graced from heaven for humanity. literally a whole baby. say it with me, b a b y. nothing can stop me from stealing him and keeping that lil guy in my pocket, away from danger—" *busts all of my stocks of uwu's*
also me: "stop it. he is an adult, f i v e years OLDER than you???"