qwerty9537

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going to fucking stab myself 

Aiden_Lupin

When Life gives you lemons..
          
          Don't make lemonade.
          Make life take the lemons back.
          Demand to see Life's manager.
          Squirt Life in the eye with lemon juice.
          Burn Life's house down.

qwerty9537

So i put what i last saw after checking the comments on it
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qwerty9537

And my brain broke
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qwerty9537

"I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Cave Johnson.

Aiden_Lupin

Love how some Wattpad users have 'In the closet's as the location. You have  a bloody 'Aperture Science Enrichment Centre, Upper Michigan' as yours (Yes, I probably spelt it wrong, sue me)

qwerty9537

@Aiden_Lupin You spelt it right, and i searched it up for one small joke.
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