There are roughly 1,030,300 words in the English language, and not one of them can describe how much I appreciate you for being one of my best friends ;3
When Life gives you lemons..
Don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons back.
Demand to see Life's manager.
Squirt Life in the eye with lemon juice.
Burn Life's house down.
"I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Cave Johnson.
Love how some Wattpad users have 'In the closet's as the location. You have a bloody 'Aperture Science Enrichment Centre, Upper Michigan' as yours (Yes, I probably spelt it wrong, sue me)