My mom and I were talking about me getting a hypothetical goldfish and she was like
"So what's his name?"
"G."
"G? Like for goldfish?"
"NO MOM. FOR GERARD WA-"
"CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
At the record store, I saw danger days and I showed it to my grandma and went on a 10 minute straight rant where I accidentally squished my words all together and went all stuttery and shit over how much I love the killjoys lore