all I do every day is just ask myself the most important questions in life like

do u ever wonder if when hogwarts was sending letters to Harry and driving uncle Vernon mad was professor Dumbledore sitting it the headmasters office giggling? 

or what do gurls do when they get their periods? do they go see madame Pomfrey? or the head of their house? cause im just imagining slytherin gurls trying to get tampons from snape

or even is it possible to do the cup song with the goblet of fire?