jamie

im dying slowly rn

hey you guys cheers for 7 follows

MY BABY BROTHER HAS BEEN LISTENING TO CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND QUOTING IT AND NOW WON'T STOP SAYING "WHERES THE BIG FAT BOY. TASMIN(me, sam) WANTS TO BE A BOY SO WHEEERRRRRREEEESS THE BIG FAT BOY"
          
          he weighs more than me and he's seven years old.
          
          how am i the fat one.
           #i swear this child #how does he exist #hes starting a new school tmr and hes gonna be quoting roal fucking dahl and insulting everysingle kid #im crying #i barely fucking eat #hes fatter than me #tumtum boi #he's now called me augustus gloop #yes i eat chocolate don't mean im gonna go floating dow that goddamn chocolate river anytime soon #“wheres the big fat boy” #how are we related #ugh #I'm moving out
          
          *the tumblr post i made five minutes ago. fat boy--whatever

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