bi disaster

my twt saw this first (u should follow me btw @/rachel_maneko i am comedy genius and i post art) 
          
          kaitou joker but make it sbi. joker is tommy (main character, crime boy, hachi could be tubbo idk), spade is wilbur (spade literally has a bestselling novel series canonically and wilbur is music boy), queen is techno (skilled w swords and closest with silver heart / philza) and silver heart is philza (haha old, mentor father figures). 
          
          also shuffle sisters can be the dream team solely bc of their colour palette lol but since spade has a thing for ai she could be sally idk
          
          but phoenix could also be george i mean both are always sleepy and have a squishy green thing as a companion.
          
          rose is literally hannahxxrose bc both r roses /hj
          
          these r just rambles i don’t mean anything solid by it i just like crossing over universes i like HAHA

DUDE DUE DUE NEWS FROM KAITOU JOKER TWITTER
          
          NEW THING!!!! PROBABLY SHORT!!! 2020!!!!
          
          GET EVERY KJ FAN YOU KNOW EVERYWHERE AND PASS THE MESSAGE!!!! WE'RE WAKING THIS FANDOM UP FROM DEATH

Guys. What if I wrote a gay fanfic of Rei bc the babey needs more love and appreciation 

heyyy my inactive ass decided to take a look at my lousy wattpad and wyd why r these ppl still following my jk pls dont leave ;;
          
          ;life updates bc im lazy to write a chapter
          
          
          so im in the Houseki no Kuni and Cells at Work fandom rn
          my stupid as phone broke down again :'D
          i still wanna commit no more alive but numbly now 
          my shoulders hate the computer
          i have tumblr now yay so edgy
          im failing my stupid a*s history (13 percent shj oml pls kill me)
          
          ill try n be somewhat more active here,,
          
          au revoir my kittens

Oh,!! I found you somehow lol I'm uh shii.rien_ on WP,,,
          I swear I'm not a stalker
          
          you're uh rachel_maneko on IG right,,,??

If you were killed, I wouldn’t be at your funeral.
          
          I’d be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are friends, we ride, and we die together.
          
          WE ARE BESTIES YOU HEAR ME, BEST FRIENDS!
          
          send this to 15 people, including me, once you read this. 
          
          If you at least get three back you are loved

Hdhdhdhdjd I forgot I have kouhais partaking in UPSR this year :T good luck to y'all~ (my experience is now pretty blurry but I can tell you hawt damn I was tense but I made two new friends)

*repeated head banging* I RESTED MY PHONE AND NOW I HV LOST ALL OF MY DRAFTS FOR MY KJ FANFIC AAAMJXJDHDHSHXBXBZBXBXHBXBDB *in hysterics* IT WAS GOING GREAT. MY PRECIOUS DRATFS. AHHHHH

WHERE ARE U

Hi...Shivani here