RADIUM

fuck

i hate eggs

3 hashbrowns and a medium coke

omg i love jello so mu cb why is it so good oh my god i have eaten the whole pack in two days omg it’s so fucki n good

i hate when my dad eats something and then burps and is like “mm yes that was some good (whatever the food was)”

did u know i’m double jointed

my stomach hurts

can someone buy me motor oil 

mom forgot to buy me new batteries