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Everyday I beat my previous record of consecutive days i've stayed alive. 

I've tripped up the stairs before.... but when i hit the wall, i knew i had a true talent. 

i run with scissors. it makes me feel dangerous. 

Reality continues to ruin my life. 

2+2=6. Oh yeah. I rock at maths. 

one does not simply walk into a shopping centre. There is evil there that does not sleep. 

I've got a jar of dirt!! 

I'm short. Fear me. 

I am a GPS: Continue straight for 500m then turn right onto Insanity lane. 

Note to self: Do not push a door when it says 'pull' 

Friends will always be like "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises. 

My friends are the kind of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish. But i still love them to death. 

Then Suddenly!! 

















Nothing happend...... but it happend suddenly!! 

Was that an earthquake?? Or did I just rock your world!! 


Apparently 948237593047184937835733..............


will not bother to read that number. Heck, even i didn't!! 

A best friend is some one who will scream ' I LOVE YOU' in the middle of the hallway, not caring if people think your lesbians.