Haii people.

I am weird, please dont judge me.

I'm also creepy.

I'm a Crybaby 

That lives in a Dollhouse. 

My mom drinks from her Sippy Cup,

My brother smokes cannabis, 

And my dad's with a slut. 

I rode the Carousel, 

And fell in love with the Alphabet Boy. 

But fuck all his ABC'S, he's not worthy.

I washed my mouth with Soap

When I said too much to Johnny.

 I took off his Training Wheels 

And we rode our bikes together. 

I had a Pity Party 

And invited him and all my friends,

Which none did attend. 

My happiness came to end. 

I became so vulnerable, 

And the bad wolf ice cream man said Tag You're It, 

And took me to his awful home. 

I gave him Milk and Cookies, 

But he collapsed on the floor, 

And I escaped. 

She was getting on my nerves

And told Johnny to Pacify Her.

Mrs. Potato Head was on the screen 

And I guess my pain is beauty. 

Where is my prescription? 

My brain is scattered. 

You can be Alice, 

And I'll be the Mad Hatter. 

I had a Play Date 

With my Teddy Bear.

And I was treated

Like a piece of Cake.