"Ok so. Hello there, we are some other two girls that basically think cash is hot."

"Yea were fangirls. Oh yea fangirls:  an obsessive female fan, especially of something technological or from popular culture. That's how they all explain it."

"But this is how it actually is."

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Fan: Those two guys from vine are pretty cool. They're funny, and they look good.

Fangirl I: Like, OMG. IKR!! The one with the dreamy chocolate brown eyes, ugh, he's like totally BAE!! 

Fangirl II: Can't forget the ocean coloured eyeballs either GuRL!! HE IS THE TRUE MEANING OF PERFECTION, LIKE HOW IS SOMEONE ALLOWED TO BE SO FRIKIN PERFECT THAT EVEN PERFECTION FORGETS THE MEANING OF PERFECTION AFTER SEEING HIM EVEN PERFECTION DOUBTS IF PERFECTION IT SELF IS THAT PERFECT OR NAH! You see what I did there?!

Fan: okay maybe I-

Fangirl I: Like I would totally eat his eyeballs they're like perfect pieces of Dallasicious chocolate. You see what I did they're too?!?!

Fan: oh would you look at the time. Um I still haven't had breakfast. I'll get going see you guys later.

Fangirl II: oh, what r you gonna have for uh.. Breakfast at 5:30?

Fan: oh you know maybe a few eggs-

Fangirl I: how do you like your eggs?

Fan: uh the usual

Fangirl II: needs more salt?

Fangirl I: oh I get that!

(Waddup vine reference! If you get that without googling it up your Bae)

*both burst into laughter* 

Fan: the world lost another two innocent human beings
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"And we're bck!

But we're not like what you just read, at least in front of other people who haven't been through this stage."

"Becoming a Fangirl is like puberty. When it hits ya, it hits ya good and improves you as a person."

"Sooner or later. It's coming for you too."

"And that a wrap! Enjoy your midnight bcos that's when everyone has the light of their phone spreading across their dark room because thug life! Sleep? Never heard of if."

"Yeah, laters."