rama-lama

do u guy remember when I had this as an Alex account? lol good times

omg my bf is basically fluent in english but he’s still in the proper english phase and i laugh every time he says ‘needn’t’ 

just spent over a hundred dollars bc my aunt is trying to help me feel better about my parents divorce THE DAY AFTER MY FUCKING BDAY

i called my dog adopted and she just stared at me like she was done with my bullshit

pls i’m at the drs office for my weekly therapy and a guy just came in with a hentai hoodie on 

my 50 year old dad,15 year old me,and my 10 sister all going to the store using my money bc my mom ran off with all of the money :)

PLS IM SITTING IN THE OFFICE WAITING FOR MY MOM AND THIS GIRL SAID ‘i didn’t go to church for a week bc i was sick and when my pastor texted me asking me what’s wrong i just sent him 8 ball’ AND IDK WHY I FOUND THAT SO FUNNY

lol when you’re spending mother’s day crying in the bathroom

lol the account is pretty much dead huh?

if i get at least 3 comments i’ll talk to my good ex bc i miss him :/