Whenever I'm alone
Or if I'm feeling gray
There's one place I can go
To brighten up my day
It makes me want to sing
It's how the show should end
But wouldn't it be good if I
Could share it with a friend?
Woah woah what?
Phil, I think you should've asked before you put me on the spot like this!
Okay fine I'll sing along too
I might go outside
And feel more alive
Without twitter, where would I be?
I guess I'd be fit
And stop posting shi-
RUBBISH
But tumblr's a part of me
So many websites
So little time
Plus one or two you should avoid
Just don't stop watching YouTube, or we'll be unemployed!
The internet is here
The internet is great
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
It might be antisocial but these days that is fine
Because life is so much better when you spend it all online
A place where you can be yourself no matter if you're geeky
Find friends who share your hobbies even if they're geeky
Where every question in your head is answered in an instant
Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?
The internet is here
The internet is great
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
Without the internet
We never would have met
We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret!
Dance break!
Who cares if you're a loser and everybody knows it
Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses
Even if your chances of getting tan are slim
Or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim
(Sheltay zomo!)
The internet is here
The internet is great
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate
It might be antisocial
But these days that is fine
Cause life is so much better
Life is so much better
Life is so much better
When you
Spend
It
All
Online!!!!!!!!!
-thank you, thank you vurry much
That was the internet is here
It's a dan and phil song
I'm dizzy
