Excuse me, Kaylaballs. Do you mind telling me why your description says “you aint nothing but a corndog”? Am I corny to you? All the fun we had was corny? I really thought you loved me, I did, but I guess I was wrong. You are just like everybody else, like Laura, and Zara. Remember that time you were in heat and crawled into my lap and I started petting you? THAT was corny? I was comforting you in a time where you needed it and you turn your back on me and start talking behind MY back. DO NOT text or call. From, Your Ex Xoxo