Proud Shadowhunter, demigod, witch, Jedi, BAU member, Divergent, tribute and alien

"does my sassiness upset you
why are you beset with gloom
'cause I walk like I've got oil wells
pumpin' in my living room"
-Maya Angelou


"You have to let people see what you wrote,
It may not be perfect;
But perfect is overrated,
Perfect is boring"
-Tina Fey


Hey my lovelies 😘
I'm Alli
My pen name is Ranch


I've read too many books to count and I can't choose a favorite. Same with music, it depends on the day.
  • Camp Half-Blood
  • JoinedNovember 20, 2016


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ranchishalli ranchishalli Sep 20, 2017 04:17AM
Hey my sauces, so my book Things The Plague Took is getting rewritten (probably) cuz I didn't like the way it turned out so it might be back up in a week or longer? 
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Stories by Ranch
New Blood  by ranchishalli
New Blood
When Ethan and Alli find camp their lives will never be the same. Disclaimer: I do not own any of Rick Riorda...
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The adventures of Ranch by ranchishalli
The adventures of Ranch
Don't ask, contains many inside jokes. If u like randomness and humor then READ. Not that hard u literally pr...
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Doufusion by ranchishalli
Doufusion
Best: #598 in sci-fi What would happen if your feared leader chose YOU for a quest? You have no choice but t...
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