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Little White Lies | Klaus Mikaelso...
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"You call me up just to break me like a promise. So casually cruel in the name of being honest,"
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"I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you."
One would think knowing someone who was capa...
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Tears of Gold | Klaus Mikaelson (3)
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"I often wonder if there are beautiful things left in the world. The monsters in our dreams have always...