random_paradise

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HELLO WHAT THE FUCK HOW MANY MONTHS HAS IT BEEN SINCE I LAST OPENED THIS APP 

i-heart-jotaro

@random_paradise idk but im hoping for an unexpected expectations update :D
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slutforharry15

Hey when will the next chapter of unexpected expectations come out??

random_paradise

Hii, I’m so sorry if I kept you waiting. I’m just editing the first chapters and after I fix them, I’ll continue with the story. Sorry for the inconvenience, I hope you can wait a little longer : ( ❤️
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random_paradise

reply to this if u love me

random_paradise

I DIDN’T EXPECT ANYONE TO SEE THIS BUT LIKE TY AND ILY HAHAHSHSHSUHEH
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random_paradise

i remember asking my mother what the difference of a condo was to a condom

random_paradise

OH MY GOSH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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OGsecretxx

I didn’t even ask I just embarrassed myself in 6th grade when I mentioned it to the teachers assistant and he looked at me like I was crazy 
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random_paradise

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So like I saw this cute guy riding his bicycle, and in my mind i just want him to trip cuz like i wanna save him and shit, but like later on i saw him holding hands with a hoe so it’s a no no